^^
When *** was resigning, he sat down and wrote two letters to his succeed. And he gave them to him and said, "If you find yourself in a situation you cannot get out of, open the first letter. If you then find yourself once again in a situation you can't get out of, the open the second letter."
Of course, the new president quite quickly found himself in a situation he could not possibly get out of, so he opened the first letter. It read: "Blame everything on me." So he did, and everything was fine. until, of course, he once again found himself in a situation he couldn't get out of and therefore opened the second letter. It read: "Sit down and write two letters."
Of course, the new president quite quickly found himself in a situation he could not possibly get out of, so he opened the first letter. It read: "Blame everything on me." So he did, and everything was fine. until, of course, he once again found himself in a situation he couldn't get out of and therefore opened the second letter. It read: "Sit down and write two letters."
